89 year old man

An 89-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come
back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks
great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with
God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night
to go to the bathroom, poof, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof, the
light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
during the night and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when
he's done poof, the light goes out? " "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's
peeing in the refrigerator again!"