The drunks Throne
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The drunks Throne
by Grandlake Trash Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:30 am
The Drunk's Throne
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom...
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're
scaring my customers!"
I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I
try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom...
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're
scaring my customers!"
I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I
try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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